other strange man: OH MY GOSH!
qwop: what is it bob?
bob: THERES A CASHEW IN THE ALMONDS BOWL! COME SEE!
qwop: no thanks. just take it out and let me get on to-
bob: ITS TAINTING THE ALMONDS! IT LOOKS WIERD TOO!
qwop: let me see *gets up and goes in kitchen* ...
bob: SEE?
qwop: thats an almond. its an almond in the almond bowl you fool! *comes back* ok. so today i shall tell you a story-
bob: oh boy! story time!
qwop: it is called 'hero of blahblahblah'.
bob: huh?
qwop: QUIET! so this man named zoomoo wakes up and smiles as he knows he will work another day in the town of blahblahblah. then, a ghost attacks and kidnaps the princess... again... and zoomoo grabs his sword and runs out the door. he enters the castle-
bob: what castle, what ghost, how many times was he-
qwop: shush! honestly, i don't know why i asked you to join me! anyways. zoomoo enters the castle to find that it is too bright to do anything, so he goes and spends $40 on random heroes that all give up. finally, the last hero wears a black coat and uses his black magic dim the room. the door is seen and-
bob: why didn't her just go to the dollar store and get a pair of sunglasses?
qwop: enters only to see a mushroom-man say 'sorry, your princess is in another castle'. and, mad, he goes to world 2 to bash his head against bricks and eat mushrooms. he finally made it to the final castle and-
bob: this all seems familiar...
qwop: finds a plate with a name on it 'abbythecake' and then he reads the sign 'clean your plate of the cake' and so he
qwop and bob: starts to lick the plate
bob: ewwwww!
qwop: and then the door opens to a giant chess field, in which he walks across to the other door in spite of the fact that the chess pieces wanting to be played. he sees the princess and-
*susan walks in*
bob: oh hi!
susan: BOB THE DWARF HURRY UP AND GET DRESSED BEFORE WE ARE LATE TO THE PARTY !
qwop: takes her home the end.
note: i thank abbythecake for having that name, it was useful.
